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He'd lose most of his memories, but, come on. Perhaps if you re-routed some of the L-cache and bypassed memory sequencing. Like, say, "Don't open your presents until Mercenary Day".Īngel: Sorry. I NEED someone that can think for themselves, but can't disobey an order. The newer versions don't have the space and flexibility I need to make this work. CL4P's are outdated by three generations, with marked improvements. Jack: Run an analysis on how many subroutines we'd have to include to minimize the potential that my prototype won't drop what he's doing and sing karaoke.Īngel: There are too many variables to allow for a complete overhaul of the Prototype's systems. If I can't get rid of Claptrap's dance protocols I'll have to. Just feel lucky you didn't pick one that spontaneously combusted, or you'd have more then a migraine from too much bass. Not other Hyperion personnel!Įngineer Dockett: INCLUDING other Hyperion personnel. Jack: Y-yeah, but for like, bandits and stuff. All CL4P-TP units have a built in failsafe that prevents them from being tampered with. what is it you mean exactly?Įngineer Dockett: I mean exactly that, John. Let me know if you have any other portal-rific needs!

I'm late for the quarterly meeting.Ĭlaptrap: Sure thing, sir! Aaaand OPEN! Have a lovely afternoon, and thank you for using Hyperion Robot Services. Jack: Yeahyeahyeahyeah, got it, just shut up and open the door.

You'd think I would have gotten some better benefits out of the whole thing but no, demoted back to door-opening servitude! There were lots of guns and a lot of dying. Jack: Yeahyeahyeah, just - wait, you can actually do that?Ĭlaptrap: I once started a revolution myself. I'm sorry.Ĭlaptrap: I can do more than open doors sir! We CL4P-TP units can be programmed to do anything from open doors to ninja-sassinate highly important Janitory officals! Jack: Oh, no, I'm sorry the OTHER Hyperion piece of metal crap that can open doors for me. Merciless Killing Machine: The inner workings of a monicidal apparatus. Jack: No no no no! Cancel directive three!Ĭlaptrap: Commencing directive three! Uhntssuhntssuhntss-Ĭlaptrap (commenting): Ahh - one of my very first startup sequences! The memories. Never, ever, ever! is what I'll say to everyone I know while I look for it."ĮCHO Recordings Personal Recording Ĭlaptrap: Directive one: Protect humanity! Directive two: Obey Jack at all costs.

" The Vault Map is gone! Forever! It will never be found.

"Sanctuary's gone? But the bank! All my stuff! All my crucial information! YES! I'M OFF THE GRID, BABY! NO MORE CREDITORS! Seriously, I owe a lot of people a lot of money.".

but I'M the hero of Pandora! It's on my business card! I ORDERED SO MANY OF THEM!"

"And I thought bandits were bad BEFORE they had nightmare plants growing out of them!".

But that hasn't stopped me from incessantly cowering!"

"As a robot, I'm completely immune to Hector's gas attacks.

"Yessiree! This whole place would completely fall apart without old Claptrap keeping things humming along!".

"We've really come a long way, haven't we, minion? And you're still just as loyal as ever! Who's a good minion? You are! Yes you are!".

"Don't you worry, minion! Give me one good shot at that Hector dude and I'll take him right out! I.

Some of the idle chats are mission related and can't be heard again once the mission in question is completed. Oh god, please - PLEASE! - stay a while."Ġ6 June 2014 Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary

"Success! My spell to make you want to hang out with me worked!".

"Hey! You're TALKING to me! And I didn't even have an exclamation point over my head! This is the BEST day of my life!".

"No way! That's, like, my third favorite kind of magic!".

"Shouldn't you be murdering something about now?".

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